And of course, to prove yet again that truth is stranger than fiction (and some people hate their wrists with a burning passion), I present to you the most ridiculous handgun ever produced for sale:

The Taurus Raging Bull 2" snub revolver, in .500 Magnum

For when you absolutely have to have a gun that will fit in your pocket, chambering a round designed to take down bears.

(The link is to a 3rd-party handgun enthusiast. For some strange reason, Taurus stopped making this cartridge/barrel combination . . .)

"This is probably a stupid question, but . . ."