From the Zardon moons on the sixth of June
In the year of One-Oh-Eight
With a hot-rod Taurus with illegal guns
And a Runner haulin' freight
We were headin' for Cats and Decepticons
And into the heart of the war
I said, "All ships, this is the Rubber Duck,
Let's hear these freighters roar."

'Cause we got a little convoy
Soarin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
You Cats get outta our way
'Cause this little runner convoy
Gonna blow your ass away
Convoy

(All ships, this is CFA Rubber Duck, secure from hyperspace. Pig Pen, you wanna back off a bit? Yeah, roger, about fifty clicks. That ion exhaust is getting powerful thick over here.)

By the time we got to MacLeod Station
We had thirty ships in all
But there's gravitic mines along the Blue Nebula
And the Cats is wall-to-wall
They had Decepticons flyin' wing to wing
And our escort was nowhere in sight
But I said, "All ships, don't you give me no lip,
This Duck's huntin' kitties tonight."

'Cause we got a great big convoy
Rocketin' through the night
Yeah, we got a big ol' convoy
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Cats better start to pray
'Cause we got a big ol' Convoy
And you're sittin' in our way
Convoy

(All ships, this is the Rubber Duck. Good shootin'. Come back, Pig Pen? Negative, repeat negative, Pig Pen, in fact why don't you fall back another ten clicks until you get that reactor leak fixed. Jesus Christ.)

Well, we rolled through that Kilrah barrier fleet
Like a bandersnatch on grass
Blew up about a dozen Cat destroyers
And showed the Deceps our ass
By the time we hit McAuliffe space
Those kitties had gotten smart
They'd deployed half a dozen Sivar carriers
And the Emperor's personal guard
There's Gralthi and Jalthi and Dralthi and worse
And ships of every size
Assault transports jam-packed with Cats,
And the Deceps filled the skies
Well, we shot that line and dove for the soup
In a hundred-ship smuggling raid
Plus eleven long-haired Jesus freaks
Flyin' a Condor from Chevrolet...

(Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come back... Sodbuster, clutch down and fall that Condor in behind that suicide jockey, will ya? Yeah, he's haulin' thermite, and he needs all the help he can get.)

Well, we dropped our loads and deployed our troops
And prepared to recross the line
I could see the orbits were lined with Cats
And we'd just run outta time
I said, "Pig Pen, I'm gonna drop this hammer
'Cause they ain't takin' me on soil,"
And we won that race for hyperspace
Shoutin' "Let those smugglers roll," 10-4

'Cause we got a mighty convoy
Blastin' through the night
Yeah, we got a mighty convoy
Better not give us a fight
Come on and join our convoy
Finest thing you'll ever see
Gonna roll this fuckin' convoy
Across those Kilrathi

Convoy (Allied command, this is the Rubber Duck. Mission accomplished.)

Convoy (Negative casualties, those kitties never knew what hit 'em.)

Convoy (What's next on the agenda, if you don't mind sayin'?)

Convoy (KILRAH? You don't think small, do you? Well, we gonna)

Convoy (see you at the rendezvous. This here's CFA Rubber Duck... we gone, bye-bye.)

Redneck (because Blob said it wouldn't be done)

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