>>>The current whereabouts of CFA Rubber Duck are unknown...
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>>Rumor has it they took the ship in for a total overhaul...
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>AAAAAAIGH!
>
>IT'S A GIANT SPACE DUCK!

Not just any giant space duck! It's the most heavily-armed rubber duck in the entire universe!

Mr. Fnord, I am duckie, hear me roar.
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"'Explain all that,' said the Mock Turtle.
'No, no! The adventures first,' said the Gryphon in an impatient tone: 'explanations take such a dreadful time.'"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland