>The current whereabouts of CFA Rubber Duck are unknown... Rumor has it they took the ship in for a total overhaul...
Mr. Fnord, it's a long story.
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"'Explain all that,' said the Mock Turtle.
'No, no! The adventures first,' said the Gryphon in an impatient tone: 'explanations take such a dreadful time.'"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland