>Now you've given me the mental image I will now share, because I'm a
>sadist.
>
>"Now, the bridge is nice, but maybe some curtains on the klaster here,
>and here... oh, and some doilys on the cosmocompass to offset the
>lighting. Megazone! You're not going to just put that can down on
>the arm, are you? Here, take this coaster I just made out of a
>recycled Kilrathi fighter wing!"
>
>Gentlemen, I give you.... Iczer-Mom.

... I can just picture that... You're an evil, evil being, you know that?

Agh! It's Iczer-Mom! Full ahead, Maximum Warp! I don't *care* if the ship tears itself apart! She's not getting into my room!