LAST EDITED ON Feb-03-17 AT 06:28 AM (EST)
 
...ok. Well, yeah, there is a song. And no, Rick Astley isn't on the other side of the link. But, well, the Cthulhu version of Rudolf the rednosed reindeer...I think 'no variant thereof' is taking liberties with the truth.

There was a link to a LOVELY song in the same channel, though. Chaim Topol clearly failed his SAN-test, performing "If I were a Deep One".

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Gott's Leetle Feesh in Trousers!