For the record, and (also for the record because I DRAT well understand why its there....) I *HATE* *RULE* *ONE*!!!!!

Do not ask why... just accept my rage at the muses that they have not explained to 'real life gryphon' (for lack of a better reference) just WHAT THE (BLEEP) is going on in SO MANY DARN STORIES.....

ahem. Sorry, Gryph. No can brains, WANT MOAR!!!! even though *I* understand the realities.