Japari Park-branded coffee mugs
>and stuff on it, and was mumbling to herself about it. I'm not sure
>how that could possibly be "something more deadly". :)

That, my fellow authors/readers/etc., depends entirely on the quality of the brew.

As my dad told me years ago (and he knows nothing about UF), there are five descending grades of coffee: Coffee, java, joe, jamoch, and carbon remover.

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