>The operating system running on the bare metal is not an
>implementation of Unix at all. It's a variant of a Corellian
>OS usually referred to as C/RM ("Crystal Runtime Monitor", because it
>was developed for the first generation of Corellian computers built
>around isolinear memory crystals), and it is faithfully
>emulating the POSIX APIs and everything on top of that.

Oh no this explanation is -so much worse-