"No we can't use Rin as a garbage disposal! I forbid it! I absolutely forbid it!"

"I don't."

"You don't count, Rin."

Abhi thought for a moment. "Wait, did you put a fork-"

"Absolutely not," Gumi interrupted.

"Yeah, what she said," said Rin. "And it definitely didn't make a really cool noise-"

"WE ARE NOT HAVING THE FORK CONVERSATION! NOT UNTIL WE AT LEAST GET TO INDIANA!"

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.

Sometimes things just arrive unbidden in my head, and I refuse point-blank to be sorry about it. =]