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• So You've Just Been Spontaneously Mutated
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• So You've Just Arrived From The Distant Future
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• So You've Just Arrived From The Distant Past
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• So You've Just Discovered That You're The Last In A Royal Line
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>Any others? :)

So You've Just Pushed The Red Button

So You've Just Discovered That A Hypothetical Spaceship Is Hovering Over your Backyard

So You've Just Arrived At Milliways

So You've Somehow Managed To Get Into The Hippest Place In The Known Universe

Benjamin Brill
who lives near one of the (former) largest cities of the world and is still as far away from civilisation as Tatooine.