>So You've Just Been Spontaneously Mutated

Hmm... not sure this one has hit the shelves, yet.

>So You've Just Arrived From The Distant Future
>So You've Just Arrived From The Distant Past

I suspect that those are probably section headings from "So You've Just Arrived from Another Time."

>So You've Just Discovered That You're The Last In A Royal Line
>Possessed of Immense Power

Oo. I like this one.

--truss.