>>"Like I said. Her parents have friends."
>
>Considering the timeline, Zoner could arrange for him to have a
>terrible afterlife... See, he's tight with Death and all...
>

Well, she's supposed to be impartial, but she could have a word with Forseti. Being Judge of the Dead has certain ... perks. For kicks, he could spin the Wheel of Judgement; change the cultural paradigm.

OH, THE WHEEL SHOWS EGYPTIAN. *Forseti removes his black robes and puts on the jackal's head* TIME TO RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND WEIGH IT AGAINST A FEATHER. NOW, THIS IS GOING TO HURT QUITE A BIT ....

Ebony the Black Dragon
aka Draco Draconis Ebenium
known to the U.S. Courts as Aaron F. Johnson,
Senior Editor, Living Room Games
http://www.lrgames.com