>I was right about the door-slamming part, though, and the tetchy part.
> I stick by my original simile - having the so-called Serious
>Techniques of Literary Criticism applied to my works makes me feel
>like I was washing my car and some guy in a beret came up and started
>sniffing derisively at the sloppiness of my sponge technique.

Heh...well, he DID get a very thorough dose of the hose, for his troubles, too. And very rightly so!

/MoonEyes

"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions
and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard
to believe there is no paperwork involved when
your house lands on a witch."
- Dave James