>(Phil braces himself for reactions.)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....

Oh dear, I haven't been this amused by homophobic posturing in a good long while. I think this thread is being taken -much- too seriously.

Oh my.

<wipes tears from her eyes, continues to giggle about the whole thing>

Even if it wasn't written tongue-in-cheek, I choose to take it so. Dear Goddess, that's funny. Crypto-Lesbian subtext. Heeheeheeheeheehee...

I can't be a rabid crack weasel, I actually write this stuff. But I have found my calling in life! I must become one of the Eyrie Crypto-Lesbians!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah....

-- Juniper
Eyrie Productions Hot Crypto-Lesbian-on-Samurai-Chick Action HO!