>Wouldn't crypto-lesbian be something like "mftajbo"?
>
>-- Bob, who is absurdly proud that he can do a shift-one substitution
>cypher in his head

Yeah, except it would be "mftcjbo"... :)

>(Proud member of the Legion of Rabid Crack Weasels)

I'd join, but that would mean I'd have to be a bit less rabid and more patient than I am... :)

Offsides

Unemployed netadmin seeking job... so what else is new?
#include <patience.h>