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#0, Least Likely Things to Happen in UF?
Posted by DocMui on Jul-25-01 at 04:23 PM
Just a little bit of absurdity...what do you think probably *won't* happen in UF? Mind you, there can't be any confirmation or denial of how likely it is. Your best bet, then, is to try for the *really* outlandish.

Here's a few to start off the list:

1) Gryphon collects all 251 critters on Pok, becoming a Pokemon Master.
2) Megazone and Teleute play Gauntlet together (she wouldn't like "Death" in the game).
3) D. J. Croft crosses over into the UF universe, goes mad, and outpilots everyone in the WDF, gathering a "harem" along the way before being put down by Gryphon. (This is making fun of those who didn't like D. J., not D. J. himself.)
4) A planet with characters from Ranma and DBZ is discovered, then promptly destroyed by an alien invasion.
5) Tabloid headline: "I had Optimus Prime's baby!"
6) Vash the Stampede stops Lord F's threat by repeating "love and peace" until their heads explode.
7) Washuu says "duh." In a lecture hall. Addressing thousands of sentients on her latest theory.
8) Some of the ladies have a round-table discussion like "Sex in the City," only more extreme.
9) Ash from "Evil Dead" and "Army of Darkness" crosses over and proceeds to kill everyone with B-movie one-liners.
10) Kei and Yuri are replaced with android duplicates, who then go the route that everyone accuses them of being.

Let the absurdity begin, and remember...it's just a joke. Really. :-)

--DocMui