>>5) Tabloid headline: "I had Optimus Prime's baby!"
>
>Actually, I can see this. It seems right on par with the usual
>tabloid fare. The fact that it's probably physically impossible would
>just sell more copies.

The picture would be Nadia, stained with machine oil, holding a spanner and smiling like she really accomplished something. The fact that her accomplishment was finally getting the warp coil into alignment won't get in the way of a good story.

--rR