>4) A planet with characters from Ranma and DBZ is discovered, then
>promptly destroyed by an alien invasion.

Alien invasion? In true DBZ style, the story should be 30 pages of infinite and repetative detail describing MegaZone building up the proper ire to mash the 'fire' button on the reflex cannon with his thumb, spiking said planet with the beam and causing it to twitch out of existance with a Death Star-esque explosion. All while the other major UF players stand around him and tensely argue reasons for and against him doing so. This probably would also involve Zoner saying 'Nnngh!' a lot. Actually, everyone would probably be doing that, for no good reason.

>5) Tabloid headline: "I had Optimus Prime's baby!"

Actually, I can see this. It seems right on par with the usual tabloid fare. The fact that it's probably physically impossible would just sell more copies.

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Chad Collier
Digital Bitch
J. Random VFX Company