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Forum Name: Undocumented Features General
Topic ID: 50
Message ID: 3
#3, RE: Least Likely Things to Happen in UF?
Posted by Mephron on Jul-25-01 at 05:55 PM
In response to message #2
LAST EDITED ON Jul-25-01 AT 05:56 PM (EDT)

>>5) Tabloid headline: "I had Optimus Prime's baby!"
>
>Actually, I can see this. It seems right on par with the usual
>tabloid fare. The fact that it's probably physically impossible would
>just sell more copies.

Non, mon ami! Remember that in UF Reality at this time, Optimus Prime is his OWN Powermaster. His engine transforms into an armored human. And the armor can come off. And 'Olaf Peterssen' served in Eight-Ball Squadron.

"I don't belive this, Prime! How could they print something like that?"
<shifts> "Actually... it may be true."
<WHANG> "WHAT?"
"During the time when my body was being rebuilt and I was serving with the Wedge Defence Force as Olaf Peterssen... some of my fellow pilots took me out one night to show me the town, as they said. When I woke up again, I was lying in a bathtub in one of the hinterlands of the SDF-17, my head pounded like Devatastor had used it as a practice dummy and I had no idea where my pants were."

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Geoff Depew - Mephron
Haberdasher to Androids, Malakite of Tech Support Professionals