>The Bajoran wormhole is discovered and the Prophets make as much
>sense as a stoned Vorlon. The Pah Wraiths just demand coffee,
>doughnuts and directions for the nearest pleasure planet.

Now THERE'S a twist to the Alien Invasion story!

"Sir, we finally have managed to translate the aliens demands!"
"What are they?"
"...they want 100 tons of Colombian coffee, 100 tons of Krispy Kremes in various flavors - they'll give us the secret to interstellar travel and a nearly invulnerable allow for it - and want to know if we can tell them how to get to Risa. They apparently missed a turn."

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Geoff Depew - Mephron
Haberdasher to Androids, Malakite of Lightning and Angel of Tech Support Professionals
(They won't give me LARTs, they say that's restricted to Michael.)