>8) the Belldandy/Verthandi from this universe is a raging hentai

So I take it that you've read Twoflower's _Ah My Hentai!_? :)

BTW, you forgot number 7.

>3) a UPS truck appears in the story, thus legitimizing Otaku Rising.

You've now got this image stuck in my head of a UPS truck flying through space ala Lone Starr's Winnebago in _Spaceballs_. Thanks.

But could they still have your package on your doorstep by 10:30 AM the next morning anywhere in the Federation? :)

Reverend Hammer