1. Lord F loses the Dyson Sphere in a hand of Sabacc with Ikari Gendou (NXE version)
2. Kei decides that she's too violent and has hypnotherapy to emulate Kasumi Tendo
3. The Q consortium kidnaps Selene and convinces her she's Sailor Moon
4. The Sailor Senshi exist, go to High School with Corwin, and are the founding members of the Experts of Justice
5. Kaitlyn dumps the piano and starts a Death/Speed Metal Band called Tenth World is Hell.
6. Anthy proves to be a character we actually like and is worthy of Utena*
7. Devlin is actually Edison Bell
8. Corwin fights a Rose Duel -- and loses
9. Eve goes crazy and slowly takes over the universe ala "The Matrix"
10. Honor Harrington will become a Freespacer
11. Tiny Robo is actually the reincarnation of Largo, Mark II.
12. Yui is dumped in a Chinese pond and turns into a red headed boy
13. Dorothy decides the Lovely Angels are her heros and begins to wear plastic bikinis
14. Rent-A-Zilla will destroy Worchester.

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* Who admits that she doesn't really like Anthy at all, and doesn't think she's worthy of the Utena that our august authors have developed.

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