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Forum Name: Undocumented Features General
Topic ID: 50
Message ID: 92
#92, RE: Least Likely Things to Happen in UF?
Posted by Peter Eng on Jul-30-01 at 03:43 PM
In response to message #90
>LAST EDITED ON Jul-30-01 AT
>01:25 AM (EDT)

>
>>"Now this 'ere, this is a Charizard! Bloody dangerous, these are! Get one mad,
>>and 'e'll flame your head right off your shoulders!"
>
>Actually, I'd rather be shooting that jerk. Makes us Aussies look and
>sound like fucking wankers!
>

Well, Crocodile Hunter really needs to come with a footnote:

"Steve Irwin was dropped on his head shortly after birth, and is in fact barely intelligent enough to survive the stupid stunts he does on this show."

I always assumed that he was the only Australian dumb enough to think that the CH gig was worth doing, good-looking enough to pull it off, and desperate enough for money to do it. (The looks department is what disqualified Yahoo Serious.) :)

Peter Eng
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