>Now THERE'S a twist to the Alien Invasion story!
>
>"Sir, we finally have managed to translate the aliens demands!"
>"What are they?"
>"...they want 100 tons of Colombian coffee, 100 tons of Krispy Kremes
>in various flavors - they'll give us the secret to interstellar travel
>and a nearly invulnerable allow for it - and want to know if we can
>tell them how to get to Risa. They apparently missed a turn."

"Go that way for 2 parsecs then turn left, I say again, turn LEFT, say it with me, turn _LEFT_ at Albuquerque and go straight for 7 more parsecs and it's on your right. You can't miss it."

-Z

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We are Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.