>"She's got 'uge..... affidavits!"

>somehow, that doesn't quite have the same ring... oh well...

True; however, it'd be nice to go up to a woman at a con and say, "May I examine your affidavits?"

Redneck (well, ladies, are you affidavits in order?)

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