...please be gentle. :)Seeing how many times the phrase 'fully functional' has been tossed around in the last 48 hours or so, this seemed appropriate.
<clears throat>
Android Love
(to the tune of 'Radar Love' by Golden Earring)
I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a flat voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my robot callin', says I need you here
And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gears
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends with a cable comin' out of her head
Don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called Android Love
She's got a tray in her hair, Android Love
The radio is playing some forgotten song
Mr. Mercury's comin' on strong
Her servo sounds have me hypnotized
And I'm speedin' into her articulated eyes
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sends her comfort directly into my brain
We don't need no condom at all
We've got a thing that's called Android Love
She's got a light in her skull
No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow
And the radio played that forgotten song
Mr. Mercury's comin' on strong
And the Turing board sang their same song
Oh one more android lover gone
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She looks petite but her frame's real tough
Just don't let her stay on top
We've got a thing that's called Android Love
She's got a light in her skull
We've got a thing that's called Android Love
We've got a thing that's called Android Love
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"saaaausaaaage... "
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Chad Collier
Digital Bitch
J. Random VFX Company