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>>
>>I am the terror that flaps in the night.
>>I am the rapier wit that skewers your mistakes.
>>I am the hot sauce in your oatmeal, the wasabi in your lemonade...
>>...I am The Hammer.
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>>Or something like that.
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>
>Only if the person was someone who had a lot to deal with cold things.
>

True. Drop that speech on MegaZone, and he'd probably be thinking, "Wasabi in my lemonade? That sounds interesting..."

Or maybe not.

>
> Other than that you've got the patter down as well as I do. Of
>course, PC is the final arbitrater on that one. :)
>

Naah. Took me ten minutes to pull that one together. I have no idea how UF PCHammer can come up with such good speeches on thirty seconds notice.

>
>Of course, this also adds a whole new meaning to the old prison slangs
>of "getting Hammered" or "Catching the Heavy end of the Hammer"....
>Especially if he's working with Eiko!!! ;)
>

"So, how'd they nail you?"

"CID dropped The Hammer on me."

"Whoa! They musta wanted you brought in, but BAD!"

Peter Eng