Golf: a minute of excitement (hitting the ball (or not, as the case maybe)) puncuated by ten minutes of suffering (carrying a golf bag to wherever the ball landed).

Playing Golf DEMANDS being able to afford a caddy or a golf kart.

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So I simply said one of the great trite truths: "There is generally more than one side to a story." - Corwin, Roger Zelazny's 'Courts of Chaos'