>Golf: a minute of excitement (hitting the ball (or not, as the case
>maybe)) puncuated by ten minutes of suffering (carrying a golf bag to
>wherever the ball landed).

or carrying it a ways and then setting it down to find the damn thing
(i swear they need to put little beepers in golf balls....when one disappears you just hit a button and it goes off>

>Playing Golf DEMANDS being able to afford a caddy or a golf kart.

or being readyu to get some serious exercise

seriously though, why do you think it is used by business tyopes to entertain....gives a chance to talk shop