Man, that was great! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

The serious parts were excellent too, but DAMN I needed a good laugh.

Vlad the Impala? That caused pain. Gryphon, consider yourself to have had a napkin thrown at you. :-)

Did you hear about the place selling deep-fried candy bars (at some state fair, I think... sounds New Mexican to me but I don't think the NM state fair is quite this early...)? You do have to put batter around such things if you're going to deep fry them. That stunt with the ice... Good thing they were both duelists and had good reflexes. Otherwise that would have HURT!

Captain Willard
Commander, Free Socorro Liberation Front