>>Ok, let me rephrase: "She is now the second fictional character that I
>>wish was real, so that I might have the chance to lick strawberry jam
>>off of her toes."
>>Better?
>
>That's probably a holiday....

You're kidding me..a holiday about licking strawberry jam off of the toes of young nubile Dantrovians..and here I thought that I was more of a sicko then Ben. (All though, if it is a holiday, I'm figuring out how to get to Danatrov, by hook or by crook.)

>>If you can find a Hot Dog on a Stick (Not sure if they exist outside
>>of the west) they deep fry 'em too. Just cheddar and Jack though, no
>>*good* kinds of cheese.
>
>They don't exist out here, but I did experience then when I lived in
>CA. My god those uniforms...

Heh. The local shop has a 16 year young woman who sings our change/orders. In italian. Operaticly. And is always bubbly...

>I once almost made Gryphon choke by remarking how odd it was to have a
>cute, buxxom teenager in one of those uniforms handing you a phallic
>object on a stick.

oatmeal | n > gf. bastard.

>>Actually, they are monterey jack filled. Have been as long as Crack
>>in a Box has been making them.
>
>Right... Shows you it has been too long.
>
>Around here I can find cheddar or cream cheese from certain take-out
>places, but no fast food joints.

I suppose that I could mail you some, but I think that it would be easier for you to buy a half pound of jalapeno's, fill 'em up with jack cheese, bread 'em and deep-fry 'em....

>>>"Hi, I'm MegaZone. Kate tells me you marked her answer to the
>>>question about the Paxis 8 incident as incorrect. Well, let me tell
>>>you a story..."
>>I would pay a lot of money to see a GALHIS teachers face who had
>>something like that happen to them...
>
>Hmm, too bad Prof. Asshole doesn't teach GALHIS.

Who, Prof. Harris? Teachers get shuffled around after summer break all the time...not that hard to offer a shift.

>>Blow me...I hate waiting.
>
>Ok... this completely broke me. And only a few people will get it -
>but my mind categorized this as a Chris Smith Pick-up Line.

Wow, I broke one of the EoJ, in under 50 posts. Cool.

>No, I don't think he ever actually used it, but it mapped...
>
>He did use lines like "Kiss me, my tonsils itch" and "Pardon me, I
>have a limb fetish." Trust me, they are MUCH worse out of context.
>He's very much not a creep, and he can say things that would get other
>men killed - and have them work.

Damn, I wish I could say that. The worst pick up line that I've had work for me is "I vant to sook your vlood!" in a horrid bela lugesi accent...

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-Pasha
Umm, right....I'll be with you in just a sec now...