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>>Imperial Stormtroopers fire at Kirk-era redshirts. What happens?
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>*THINK* *THINK* I've got it! The stormtroopers would miss, because
>they couldn't hit the board of a planet if their lifes dependet on it.
>But, the redshirts would die anyway, because they're redshirts and
>that is way the Universe works.

Obviously, the redshirts die of heart attacks from having the Stormtroopers' bullets come so close and NOT hit them.

Ard Sumhenner
Ronin Research, Silicon Valley, CA