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>>>Imperial Stormtroopers fire at Kirk-era redshirts. What happens?
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>>*THINK* *THINK* I've got it! The stormtroopers would miss, because
>>they couldn't hit the board of a planet if their lifes dependet on it.
>>But, the redshirts would die anyway, because they're redshirts and
>>that is way the Universe works.
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>Obviously, the redshirts die of heart attacks from having the
>Stormtroopers' bullets come so close and NOT hit them.

You're both mistaken, though Ard got close. The stormtroopers' fire would hit the rocky outcropping above the redshirts, bringing it crashing down upon them, as being Crushed By the Set is as honored a tradition in Star Trek as redshirt death itself.

--G.
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