Gryph,
One day you need to write this ALL down and sell your memoir.
Because as bad as I know it was, it is the type of day that seems more at home in a story than in Real Life.
My wife has several days like that, where it is just sorta unreal.

Congrats on Pre-Graduation! And glad to hear you are OK after that bit of "bad" Food.

Stay safe!
Phantom.

"When you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains,
however improbable, must be the
truth." - Sherlock Holmes