>And there was a lot of regalia.There seem to be, doesn't it? Somewhat like military officers giving each other, and themselves, medals, somewhat.
> - An undergraduate's cap (mortarboard). Again, you wore one of these
>yourself at your high school and/or college graduation, at least if
>you are an American; I don't know how other countries do graduation
>headgear.
I don't think you're all that interested, in reality, but on the VERY off-hand:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Student_cap
That's the headgear from around here.
>I figured, what the hell, I'm in all these things,
>I'm-a wear their stuff.
Entirely fair a point.
>Still, it beat the recessional, which, rather than a stately
>progression of academic pomp, was more sort of a fire drill
>accompanied by the UMaine Ceremonial Brass playing The Maine Stein
>Song over and over again. Which was a little surreal.
Sounds almost like something out a movie fever dream...so, yes, surreal.
>A fine day! Zoner even turned up for it. Then we all went out to
>lunch and the wheels came off.
Of course it did. Because, it can't ever be easy, can it? On the whole a pleasant, and fun day. No, something has to backfire in as bad a way as possible.
>Today I have a whiskey-and-cigarettes voice,
Without the whiskey-and-cigarettes to go with it? That's just mean.
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