>He's ninety years old. When Sir Christopher Lee dies? We might
>consider allowing Chuck Norris to play him in a biopic of his life.
>You know - if he asks nicely.

I'm reminded of how after WWII, Audie Murphy played himself in the film adaptation of "To Hell and Back", his autobiography, and they had to tone down his exploits, because test audiences thought it was made up.

"This is probably a stupid question, but . . ."