Given that this forums loves it some Arpeggio of Blue Steel, Kantai Collection, and Upotte?! (I think that's the right name but I won't check on account of life being far, far too short), I thought I might as well throw the following at you. Behold:

Panzermadels is a dating sim in which you - well, not you specifically, some generic animoo blank slate called Erwin for reasons I should hope are obvious - bang tanks. Which are girls now. Yup. Presumably this is a Fly Girls fangame that got hit with the copyright hammer. =]

As for what it's like, well...

FFS gang what the hell did any of you THINK it was gonna be like?

You can download it from Steam here, assuming you are a glutton for punishment or enjoy both dating simulators and WWII military hardware, in which case I hope the judge drops the restraining order distance to 200 yards and allows you back near branches of Chuck E. Cheese.

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"She's old, she's lame, she's barren too, // "She's not worth feed or hay, // "But I'll give her this," - he blew smoke at me - // "She was something in her day." -- Garnet Rogers, Small Victory

FiMFiction.net: we might accept blatant porn involving the cast of My Little Pony but as God is my witness we have standards.