LAST EDITED ON Oct-16-17 AT 02:26 PM (EDT)
 
The UK newspaper The Mirror reports that singer Ed Sheeran has been rushed to the hospital after having been hit by a car. Now, that's not too amazing, I did that myself last week(get hit, not rush to the hospital). In my case, I got away with a broken pinky, but it still sucked. BUT!

I don't know who this guy is, I don't recognize the name OR the face in the pictures. I might've heard him before, couldn't say. I might even LIKE his singing, for all I know, if I have heard it. But the article specifically states that he's a "singer", alternatively a "crooner", which as I recall from Sinatra means "can't actually sing for shit but the women-folk like him".

Anyways, the "crooner" has broken his right arm, and has his left in a strap. This is given as a reason for a possible and as it seems probable reason for him not performing in a number of tour dates in Asia.

And THAT means that, no matter if I find I don't actually like his music, I still have to go watch him perform. Because when I was a kid, I managed various, at the time hilarious, fart-sounds out of my arm-pit...but a guy that SINGS WITH HIS ARMS?! I mean, that's just INCREDIBLE...how can I possible not watch that, no matter the quality of singing?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Ed Sheeran and his Amazing SINGING ARMS!"
Just...wow. Definetly off to see if and when this guy performs around here.

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