>So, I take it you didn't know that he plays guitar.

"I don't know who this guy is, I don't recognize the name OR the face in the pictures. I might've heard him before, couldn't say."

>And I take it that a celebrity having somebody else take a photograph
>and post it to their Twitter account is unheard of in your experience.

Which means he's awake, alert and able to, at the very least, consent to someone else posting for him, if not out and out able to do it himself.

>There. Two things you've learned today.

One, but yep, I did. On the other hand, I already managed reading comprehension, what with it saying "singer" in both the byline and the article body. Judging from the above, you might want to train in it.

I'm also at least as skilled as you in "snotty arsehole". I just don't default to it, it would seem.

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