Hi, fellow Coffee Cryptid here.

A couple years back, I was working physical security at an infosec convention, and had been kvetching on twitter about how I'd screwed up my schedule such that I'd be utterly exhausted later.

A friend of mine likes making cold brew. He makes -strong- cold brew. We've talked before about our mutual love of the bean. And he came up to me that morning holding a repurposed plastic bottle filled with...a substance that he said was "munin strength" cold brew.

It was...strong. Strong enough that I ended up using it for a Potion of Wake The Hell Up for the next three days.

One of the reasons this year is tough is because he'd promised me another bottle of joy and hasn't gotten to deliver yet.

But yes. Sign me the hell up for some of that Black Blood of the Universe.