>Hi, fellow Coffee Cryptid here.
>
>A couple years back, I was working physical security at an infosec
>convention, and had been kvetching on twitter about how I'd screwed up
>my schedule such that I'd be utterly exhausted later.
>
>A friend of mine likes making cold brew. He makes -strong- cold brew.
>We've talked before about our mutual love of the bean. And he came up
>to me that morning holding a repurposed plastic bottle filled with...a
>substance that he said was "munin strength" cold brew.
>
>It was...strong. Strong enough that I ended up using it for a Potion
>of Wake The Hell Up for the next three days.
>
>One of the reasons this year is tough is because he'd promised me
>another bottle of joy and hasn't gotten to deliver yet.
>
>But yes. Sign me the hell up for some of that Black Blood of the
>Universe.

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