> Ask anyone who has lived in the Puget Sound area and they will confirm -
> these are not exaggerations in any way, shape, or form.

As a bloke who met my ship at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard, I can confirm the weather around there can be broken down into two types. Warm Rain and Cold Rain. Guess which type this Southern California Boy ran into when he reported aboard? *snicker*

> She wastes no time at all and goes straight for her trusty old hatchet.

In a lot of ways I say this makes her a wise woman, in more than one sense of the term?

> Just to make the picture complete, have them be citizens of the Confederate
> Freespacers.

*COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHATTER BZ!!!!!!*