>> Ask anyone who has lived in the Puget Sound area and they will confirm -
>> these are not exaggerations in any way, shape, or form.
>
>As a bloke who met my ship at Puget Sound Naval Shipyard, I can
>confirm the weather around there can be broken down into two types.
>Warm Rain and Cold Rain. Guess which type this Southern California
>Boy ran into when he reported aboard? *snicker*

... The Puget Sound has warm rain? I suspect you may have been misinformed on that bit, or have a different idea of what constitutes "Warm Rain".

Here in Texas? Warm rain is literally like stepping into a comfortably hot shower. It's rare, but incredibly pleasant.

>> She wastes no time at all and goes straight for her trusty old hatchet.
>
>In a lot of ways I say this makes her a wise woman, in more than one
>sense of the term?

Heh-heh-heh. The properly raised Texian Ladies and Tejanas are rare breeds that are highly sought after.

>> Just to make the picture complete, have them be citizens of the Confederate
>> Freespacers.
>
>*COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHATTER BZ!!!!!!*

*Takes the Entertainer's Dust Off and bows*

Thank you, thank you...