In the latest issue of Titans, they spend a few panels on a food fight. The weapon of choice is Etrigan Corn Flakes.

My reaction:

Change, change, your breakfast goal
Pour cornflakes into the bowl
Add some milk to make it sweet
Juice makes your meal complete!

Now begone, dull breakfast plan
Consume cornflakes with Etrigan!

Peter Eng
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