LAST EDITED ON Apr-20-01 AT 03:18 PM (EDT)

>If brute force doesn't work...
>
>You're not using enough!
>
>(no, I don't remember where this quote came from, but I'm tempted to
>say it was either a WH40K game, or a Mekton Z game...)

"I thought you were a DIPLOMAT!"
"I am! That's why I didn't use the SHARP end."

--two PCs in a Planescape campaign, two seconds after said diplomat's dagger-pommel-whipping of a passerby incited a riot that ended with the Lady of Pain making a guest appearance.

Ard Sumhenner
Ronin Research, Silicon Valley, CA