>Unless it's the flaming wreckage of a Phoenix Hawk Land-Air
>'Mech obliterating your lancemate's Shadow Hawk at Mach 3,
>followed by its very angry ex-pilot blowing your Warhammer's
>cockpit hatch with a demo charge and barbecuing your brains with her
>Sunbeam, then pitching your smoking corpse over the side and
>proceeding to whale the holy living Christ out of your other surviving
>lancemate with your former 'Mech.

Ok, does having the plastic patio chair that I sit at lose all structural integrity and pitch me backwards onto the floor from laughter count?

Ow. Heheh. Ow.

>Ah, I loved that session. Sure, it marked the end of Convertible
>Bastard Number One, but it was also the beginning of the Hijack
>Express years, and it firmly established Vanessa Amelia Marks as a
>character to be feared, on and off the battlefield. :)

"Lee Harvey! You are a madman! When you stole that cow? And your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you."

Makes me feel good that more people game like the people I gamed with from time to time. Never thought I'd find that kind of insanity anywhere else. :)

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"You're a louse, Roger Smith."
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Chad Collier
Digital Bitch
J. Random VFX Company