>>>I would like to state, for the record, that I have a bruise on my head
>>>and a broken chair as the result of this one. I started whooping, and
>>>leaned back in my chair, which broke, and I hit my head.
>>
>>Property damage! whee!
>
>Ah, the true goal of all comedy. Property damage and physical injury.
> (My sinuses just haven't been the same since I shot spaghetti through
>them.)
>

I snarfed a pickle slice once. And you thought Coca-Cola was painful. You have no idea ....

Quote of the moment:

"Tragedy is when I get a hangnail. Comedy is when you fall through an open manhole and die." -- Mel Brooks

Ebony the Black Dragon
aka Draco Draconis Ebenium
known to the IRS (an organization of fine black comedy) as Aaron F. Johnson,
Senior Editor, Living Room Games
http://www.lrgames.com