At least it's not:"ICQ is deleting all inactive accounts! Forward this to everyone on your list or lose your ICQ number forever! And be raped by a rabid, syphillic donkey!"
First of all, ICQ never deletes a damn thing. My number from 1997 still exists.
Second, donkeys don't like me.
TRB
"I wish I was reaper, culling lost souls. I wish I could cast them into deep and lonely holes."