LAST EDITED ON Feb-16-02 AT 02:53 AM (EST)

>Hell, we're on a roll. Howabout Halloween?

Heh. I had Coke-bottle glasses from age 1.5 until very recently. Only kid in my neighborhood who had that issue...

Why I even bothered with a Halloween costume, I don't know. Every one of my neighbors knew exactly who it was. It's really hard to conceal your identity with an ill-fit plasticky mask bowed out at your temples to accomodate the span of your huge glasses. Never even mind the "falling up neighbors' stairs because you've fogged your lenses under said plasticky mask" part. :)

The year I said "hell with it" and got a foam-lined mask and toughed it out without my glasses and with a wig to conceal the three-foot red ponytail, not one of my neighbors could figure out who the hell it was. Small vindication. ;)

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